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  • "Do you know what people say about you? They say you are homeschooled jungle freak who's a less hot version of me. So don't try to act all innocent...
  • "Do you know what people say about you? They say you are homeschooled jungle freak who's a less hot version of me. So don't try to act all innocent. You can take that fake apology and shove it straight up your hairy little ...." #nailedit #stoptryingtomakefetchhappen #imonanallcarbdiet
  • 83 6 12:22 PM Oct 28, 2018

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  • I love stir-fried veggies; simple and delicious. Cooking tips for stir fry are in my storytelling and highlights 😊 #wokhei

Pictured here is Taish...
  • I love stir-fried veggies; simple and delicious. Cooking tips for stir fry are in my storytelling and highlights 😊 #wokhei Pictured here is Taishan cauliflower. It’s delicious. The florets are looser than its western counterpart and the flavor is a bit sweeter. It was previously unfounded in Seattle and much to my mother’s delight, it is now slowly making its way throughout Asian markets and on restaurant menus. Please be aware it is “Taishan cauliflower” and not “cauliflini” 🤦🏻‍♀️. NOT CAULIFLINI. NOT. CAULIFLINI. #stoptryingtomakefetchhappen
  • 62 5 23 hours ago
  • Stop trying to make ‘fetch’ happen. It’s not going to happen.
  • Stop trying to make ‘fetch’ happen. It’s not going to happen.
  • 79 5 4 days ago
  • Catch me on this week’s episode of “So Yesterday” where I get to talk about my life’s passion; Mean Girls.
Thank you @soy3st3rday fam @cecilybreaux...
  • Catch me on this week’s episode of “So Yesterday” where I get to talk about my life’s passion; Mean Girls. Thank you @soy3st3rday fam @cecilybreaux @aderck for having me and allowing me to rediscover one of cinema’s finest films!
  • 56 4 5 days ago
  • Been a minute since I’ve shared any beer! And tbh, it’s been a minute since I’ve drank any. The combination of new year’s resolutions and being pre...
  • Been a minute since I’ve shared any beer! And tbh, it’s been a minute since I’ve drank any. The combination of new year’s resolutions and being pretty sick has put a temporary hold on my beer consumption 😭 but here’s a delicious beer from @twobeersbrewing that I enjoyed this past weekend! ✨ Stop Trying to Make Brut Happen / Brut IPA / 8.5% 🍾 here’s hoping I’m healthy enough to get through more of my hops soon!! Also, 💯th post!!! Exciting!!!!!
  • 193 8 5 days ago
  • If you think I’m going to swim after that stick in the freezing cold glacier water...you are delusional human. #stoptryingtomakefetchhappen
  • If you think I’m going to swim after that stick in the freezing cold glacier water...you are delusional human. #stoptryingtomakefetchhappen
  • 71 3 3:40 AM Jan 9, 2019
  • Fuck you.
  • Fuck you.
  • 7 1 4:43 PM Jan 6, 2019