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  • Ugh, doesnโ€™t he know this is MY chair!? ๐Ÿ™„ #ififitsisits
  • Ugh, doesnโ€™t he know this is MY chair!? ๐Ÿ™„ #ififitsisits
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  • Oh, did you want some privacy in the bathroom? Iโ€™m doing this for your own good... what if you drown!? #noprivacy #bigbaby
  • Oh, did you want some privacy in the bathroom? Iโ€™m doing this for your own good... what if you drown!? #noprivacy #bigbaby
  • 62 7 6:57 PM Jan 5, 2019
  • Iโ€™m pretty sure thatโ€™s ๐Ÿ’ฉ.
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Yesterday, all the girls slept in. Itโ€™s a Saturday-morning ritual, and it corresponds with dadโ€™s period of โ€œdoing secr...
  • Iโ€™m pretty sure thatโ€™s ๐Ÿ’ฉ. - Yesterday, all the girls slept in. Itโ€™s a Saturday-morning ritual, and it corresponds with dadโ€™s period of โ€œdoing secret stuff in the basement.โ€ - Z decided to get up first and wandered out of the bedroom to find out how dadโ€™s projects were going. And for food. - I lumbered out next and only got halfway into the hallway before I spotted the turd. - Horrified, I made a whining noise and scampered back to hide in the back corner of the bedroom. - I was sure someone was going to get in trouble, so I wanted everyone to know that I found the poop but wasnโ€™t responsible for it. - Mom, wiping sleep from her eyes, missed my warning and only narrowly missed putting a slipper in the deuce. Then she spotted it and yelled. - Everyone knew it was Z, and Z didnโ€™t even try to pass the blame. She just looked very calmly at dad and told him exactly what happened in simple, direct terms: - โ€œI sneezed a poo.โ€ - We all laughed our asses off knowing that Z, housetrained as she is, will sometimes still drop a nugget without even noticing if she really has to go. - Dad, still laughing, took Z out to finish the job. - Could you be mad at her? I doubt it. Who among us hasnโ€™t experienced a Loaded Sneeze at least once? I think we can all just smile knowingly and move on. - #HeavyTales - - - - - #dogsofwinnipeg #englishmastiffsofinstagram #petphotography #dogs Via:@heavysaintmastiff Use #mastiff_page_officialfor your chance to be featured! #boxermastiff #mastiffmania #mastiffofig #neopolitanmastiff #mastiffmom #mastifftees #frenchmastiff #mastiffsrule #mastiffmutt #mastifftshirts #mastiffcross #mastifftv #mastiffpitbull #mastiffwล‚oski #mastifflabmix
  • 255 1 12:00 PM Jan 4, 2019