If we are going to change Australia day to anything it should now be known as Toby Price Day. The mans balls can only be captured in proper focus by a government weather satellite. Theres a small chance that Toby is responsible for climate change due to his sudden and acute changes of direction mixed with heavy acceleration throwing the earths axis off just a fraction and everytime he waves to fans the collective arm thrashing returned parts clouds in the immediate and nearby ares. When Andy Caldecott (Rip) stopped ruining the planets inhabitable environment in 06 someone had to step in and get it done. Well done Toby, i look forward to perishing in a harsh unsustainable wasteland as long as you keep pushing your mind and body to limits no other nation can match and lets be honest you get paid to ride dirtbikes really fucking fast which is the greatest job on earth with the possible exception of being Jay Zs groupie tester.
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