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  • Took McKinna and JC to their elementary school SKATE NIGHT last night. While JC was only interested in playing in the play ground area, McKinna was...
  • Took McKinna and JC to their elementary school SKATE NIGHT last night. While JC was only interested in playing in the play ground area, McKinna was more interested in HANGING OUT with her friendsπŸ₯Ί. I was looking forward to hanging out with her as usual and helping her up and down the wall. Well, that lasted about 5 minutes after getting her skates, when I heard a horrible little girl voice scream β€œITS MCKINNA, HEY MCKINNA”!!!! McKinna let go of my hand and embraced this little girl and 2 others. Then she looked back at me and said, β€œDaddy can I go HANG OUT with my friends?” My first instinct was to pick my baby girl up and run out screaming β€œNOOOO YOU CANNOT HAVE HER, SHE’S MINE!!!” But, I reluctantly conceded and agreed. The rest of the evening I watched my baby girl growing up right in front of my eyes. I HATED EVERY MINUTE OF IT 🀬😑!!! So I did what any REAL FATHER would do...I WENT AND RENTED A PAIR OF SKATES and chased around behind her until she had NO CHOICE but to acknowledge me!!! I even went as far as to β€œFALL” (On purpose πŸ˜‰) in front of her and her friends so she would have to help me😈!!! She did, and then went back to her friends😑. But, despite my failed β€œstaged” accident, sweat soaked T-shirt and possibly dislocated L-5 vertebrae, I got my baby girl back....when I walked over to the edge of the rink and right in front of of the 3 evil Sirens from the underworld and said, β€œMCKINNA, DO YOU WANT SOMETHING FROM THE CONCESSION STAND or GIFT SHOP?β€πŸ˜ˆπŸ˜ˆπŸ˜ˆ!!!! Those 6 year old girls better get a JOB!!!πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£VICTORY IS MINE!!!! #morrislegion #dadswagger #dadswagg #dadlife #kinnamonster #daddysgirl #fatherhoodislit #sheismine #skatenight #lovemydaughter #daddywins #slowdowntime #victory #sheiswortheverything #dadproblems #dontgrowup
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  • 😍 I need this family hauler, comment below if you'd take one too!! Reposted from @rdbvik - 2019’s been crazy already! 4 Cullinans already complete...
  • 😍 I need this family hauler, comment below if you'd take one too!! Reposted from @rdbvik - 2019’s been crazy already! 4 Cullinans already completed and a crazy 1 in process right now. Tomorrow we release these 2! #RDBLA #DadSwagg for #shoutout 😎
  • 66 3 3 days ago
  • THE MORRIS LEGION was on FULL DISPLAY last night at the PTO Meeting!!! McKinna got to sing 🎀 with her fellow 1st grade classmates. JC and Roman go...
  • THE MORRIS LEGION was on FULL DISPLAY last night at the PTO Meeting!!! McKinna got to sing 🎀 with her fellow 1st grade classmates. JC and Roman got to perform in the audience as well. While JC and Roman were not a scheduled performance per se, they would not be denied there moment to shine (in true MORRIS FORM). They performed their own original fusion piece, which was a hilariously attention grabbing and thrilling compilation fusion of flash mob/improv/stand up comedy/Jurassic Park in a Transformers v. THE HULK Multiverse (πŸ˜²πŸ€£πŸ˜‚EXACTLY)!!! Needless to say WE officially and unofficially STOLE THE SHOW!!! #morrislegion #dadswagger #dadswagg #dadswaggofficial #fatherhoodislit #dadlife #ilovemykids #weshowuptooshowout #stoletheshow #siblinggoals #dadgoals #prouddad
  • 52 4 4 days ago
  • She’s mad because the cat pawed at her dress πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #layla #dadswagg
  • She’s mad because the cat pawed at her dress πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #layla #dadswagg
  • 19 0 5 days ago
  • You know those sour patch kids commercials? Yeah that. #dadswagg
  • You know those sour patch kids commercials? Yeah that. #dadswagg
  • 22 0 6 days ago