Dear Humans, admit it. You run out of memory on your phone because it’s filled with pictures of us. You stay in the same uncomfortable position until you can’t feel your limbs because we fell asleep on your lap. You sing to us made up songs about how cute we are when our bottom lip gets stuck inside our top lip and our teef hang out. Show your Shorty some love with our Shorty Patch Bandana. Yours faithfully, Mr. Jones
8115 minutes ago
The only thing that could calm me down are pets from my dad!